Entries Tagged as ‘Religious Humor’

April 24, 2008

Seriously, a Burning Bush Woulda Sufficed

The man had finally had it. Repeated adversities had befallen him while all around him prospered…he had to know why. He looked to the heavens and spoke from the pain and torment in his soul.
“I am a good father, a loving husband, I give generously to those in need… why do these things keep [...]

March 23, 2008

“Happy Easter, buckethead!” [Living the DigitalPoint Experience]

OK, possibly not the most complimentary note I’ve had today, but no doubt the most objectively correct.
I wandered into DigitalPoint’s ODP forum today for the purpose of wishing a few there a happy holiday. First thing I noticed… they’d already been engaged in their daily deathmatch since the early AM. Apparently there are no [...]

March 10, 2008

God Fines Charter Cable for Defying Laws of Time and Space

AP Wire - March 10, 2008
Today a spokesman for God disclosed that He has abandoned his longstanding laissez faire position on telecom companies and fined Charter Cable $3 billion for defying the laws of time and space, and failing to report previous incidents in which they violated rules of Physics and/or Nature.
Representatives for Charter [...]