Entries Tagged as ‘News’

July 20, 2008

An Electorate Gets the Representation They Deserve? Uh-ohhh.

WAIT, IS THAT A THREAT?
Can’t recall who coined the phrase about an electorate getting the representation they deserve, but it seems pretty cruel. Granted it’d be hard to improve our lot soon given the morons running both major parties. We have millions of people in this nation. Are these the best two guys they [...]

July 10, 2008

At Least He Didn’t Say He’s Wishing for a White Christmas

COMEDY CENTRAL or DALLAS CITY HALL?
Thinking of canceling my subscription to Comedy Central. Comedians are amateurs compared to politicians, and they show Dallas County Commissioners meetings on TV for free.
“Where the West Begins” vs Where the East Peters Out”
Before I get tarred with the same brush (I think I can still say that can’t I?)… [...]

May 7, 2008

All the News, Like Me, Fair and Imbalanced

Given the technology and money available I can’t hope to compete with mainstream news when it comes to getting scoops. Being industrious (well sorta) I’ve devised a clever plan… I’ll just *predict* it. If history holds true chances are I’ll be about as close as they are to the truth. Anyway, I’ll give it a [...]

March 13, 2008

Elliot Spitzer: {insert punch line here} BUT… Is this REALLY news?

[AUTHORS NOTE: If you didn’t know it already I’ll say it. Deep down, I’m shallow. ]

…and YOU sir, are no Bill Clinton!

NEWS FLASH: Politician Screws Someone Besides His Constituents!
Today after it became evident to millions that’d never heard of him that Elliot Spitzer is a regular client of the world’ oldest profession, he resigned as [...]